Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!