Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.