What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

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What's better than a hot 29 year old?

20 hot 9 year olds.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)