What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

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How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

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What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

9 Year Old Jokes More 9 Year Old Jokes

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.