What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...