What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.