What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

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What does a vegetable get in bowling?

A-spare-I-guess

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

How does a fetus like it's amniotic fluid?

At womb temperature!

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What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

What do you call unborn twins?

Wombmates.