Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery