What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door