Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign?

Sad terrorist

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How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll?

They blow themselves up.

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What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart