Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis?

Ricesis

What do you call a terrorist-run snowball stand?

Italian ISIS

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

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Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.