Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

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What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What's one good thing about Switzerland?

Well I guess the flag's a big plus