What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

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Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

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What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.