What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper