What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

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How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

How much for the selfie stick?

Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

Ak47 Jokes More Ak47 Jokes

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.