What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.