What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

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What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

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Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

aggregated basalt

What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran