What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.