What did the "O" call the Zero?

Weirdo!

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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What did the "O" call the Zero?

Weirdo!

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)