What did the "O" call the Zero?

Weirdo!

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).