What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

How do you paint a wall with dead babies?

It depends how hard you throw them.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Cadillac Jokes More Cadillac Jokes

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.

What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.

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Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel