What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

Cadillac Jokes More Cadillac Jokes

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

Who's there ! Betsy ! Betsy who ?

Betsy of all it's a cadillac !

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell