Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost?

Ghoul-ash!

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What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?

Like this.

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How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K"

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What do you call a fish with no eye's?

a fsh

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

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What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

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What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.