Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

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Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

How can that help in this job?

You do the math"