What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What do rednecks call the BATF?

The Bureau of All Things Fine.

What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)