Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!