Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

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What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!