What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

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Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.