Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

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Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

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