Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

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Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

Why is flour so dumb?

It's inbred.

What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?

Lmayo!

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.