What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

Why was the drummer sad about his boring instruments?

Because he had the doldrums.

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.