What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a musician's best friend?

A drummer...

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.