What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...