What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a group of white people?

A prison

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving