What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

through the cell wall.

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving