What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?

You know he did it.

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!