What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.