What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Christmas Cracker Jokes More Christmas Cracker Jokes

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.