What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Christmas Cracker Jokes More Christmas Cracker Jokes

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.