What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

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What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

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What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.