Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

Intersect Line Jokes More Intersect Line Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

Intersect Jokes More Intersect Jokes

What do you get when you intersect two planes?

A national travesty.

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane