What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why don't snakes like Vitamin C?

Because it's an anti-hisstamine.

What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that isn't yours...?

Not *your* cheese!

What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese !

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'