What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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Because it's still dressing.

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.