What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber?

There was too much gas in them.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Dinner Party Jokes More Dinner Party Jokes

What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

Formaldehyde Jokes More Formaldehyde Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde