What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.