What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

Why was the little shoe sad?

I'm here all night

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.