What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pest and vermin?

Walt Disney.

What's the difference between you and an egg?

The egg actually gets laid!

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What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

Pages from *Reader's Digest*

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom