What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.