How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.