What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

What did the bee to the other bee in summer ?

Swarm here isn't it !

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.