What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What does a tornado and a black person have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide