How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist

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Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.