How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

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Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank