When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
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None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.
The more you twist them the harder they get.
It said "twist to open"
Twist
Wok it off! Wok it off!
Thalidomide
Mother nature doing the twist !
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
With a monkey wrench.
A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."
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You twist its knob. edit: grammar
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Because the top said "Twist to open."
He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.
One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
A wok.
You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
A cinema-n twist.
An envelope!
A coconut!
You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!
Two mothers-in-law.
A: Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube
