When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
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None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.
The more you twist them the harder they get.
It said "twist to open"
Twist
Wok it off! Wok it off!
Thalidomide
Mother nature doing the twist !
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
With a monkey wrench.
A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."
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You twist its knob. edit: grammar
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Because the top said "Twist to open."
Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.
This is the end of me !
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
You turn me on."
Ray Charles answering the iron
2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)
A cinema-n twist.
All, to save this world from the darkness.
Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.
A: Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube
The chicken crossed it.
Because the players keep dribbling on it.