What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

How do you make something go viral?

Herpes.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

Jacuzzi Jokes More Jacuzzi Jokes

What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.