What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

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Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

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I don't know either, I walked out early too.

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What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

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Herpes last forever.

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So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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You see a woman learn her place.

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What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew