What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."