What did one volcano call the other volcano?

An Ash-hole.

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Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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What did one volcano call the other volcano?

An Ash-hole.

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.