What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Pronoun Jokes More Pronoun Jokes

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she