What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity