What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Pronoun Jokes More Pronoun Jokes

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she