Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you

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What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.