Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

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Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

What did one volcano say to the other?

i lava you "

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Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

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How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!