Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

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Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

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How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!