What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

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Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

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What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

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Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!