Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

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Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

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What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...