What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

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What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

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What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one