What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

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What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus