What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad