What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Whats that when you keep moving constantly produces something white ?

Its toothbrush dear dirty minded people..

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

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What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down