What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)