Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll
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Offshore investment gains a better return.
She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.
Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch
Ouch! I Hermione!"
He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
Fetus deletus
The retail store
The Betty Ford Clinic
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
Straight talk.
Skip to my loo.
Because pterodactyls are extinct.
A: He wanted to work overtime.
A: She wanted to rock and roll
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Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."
Around the ankles and wrists :D
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
No one likes the black ones
Because other people took the bait.
