What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

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Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.