What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips. ) ) )

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What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

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How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW