What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

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What do you call a cow that goes online?

An eMoo.

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic