What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did one friend not get any?

He didn't get his fair share: one over eight.

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

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Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

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What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.