What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

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Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook