By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
An e-mergency.
Yours tin-sincerely.
The ones in the mail of course!
Hillary got off Scott-free.
Their horns don't work.
Because he is always pulling on his ears.
Concentration Camps
She had an outstanding balance.
It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!
By predigree-mail.