How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

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Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

With shear willpower

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Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.