What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

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Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.