Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

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Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"