Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

What did the mountain say to the desert?

you're hot"

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How do you starve a black person?

You put his welfare checks in his work boots.

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.