Simba Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why is Simba slower that his dad?

Because his papa mufasa.

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

Black Friday Jokes More Black Friday Jokes

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

King Jokes More King Jokes

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Lion King Jokes More Lion King Jokes

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.